The birth of Mandark.
it scares me how people tell me these are the best years of my life
she wears short skirts
i wear tshirts
she’s cheer captain
but i have more followers
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| me: | i really cant stay |
| computer: | but baby its social outside |
| Me: | *turns on car radio* |
| Radio Station 1: | "My heart's a stere-" |
| Me: | SHUT UP *change* |
| Radio Station 2: | "You make me feel the" |
| Me: | FUCK *change* |
| Radio Station 3: | "I'm sexy and I kno-" |
| ME: | *turns car into oncoming traffic* |
merry whatever it is that you celebrate this time of year, everyone!
hey this is my other blog in case you missed it
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oh shit do you know what tomorrow is
new camera day for thousands of fucking morons
which means fucking thousands pictures of sepia tinted pictures of eyes and lawn chairs
Paris Hilton ironing bacon
